Q: Who are you?
A: I am a super-stealth ninja that knows if you’re sleeping or when you’re awake, and whether you’ve been good or bad.
Q: Are the photos on your Tumblr stolen?
A: Unless explicitly mentioned in an italicized footnote, the pictures are mine.
Q: Why are there only three FAQs? Do people really ask them frequently? Does my nonchalance to praise your superiority and gorgeousness lead to nuclear warfare? Will touching your hair cause Atlantis to resurface? Is Michael Jackson’s nose real? Do I even care?